kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
jo man bak sandook me bandook chhupai ke
neeyat me mohabbat ki zara bhookh milai ke
sunsaan se pichwade me jo tang gali hai
uss tang se galiyaare me maashook bulai le
mail tan ke badan se dhulegi
aabroo ki silaayi khulegi
sharm ka bhi lifafa phatega
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
jo bhi katega wo sab me batega re
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
rookhi hai, zara sookhi hai zami barso se jisam ki
barsa de, ras barsa de mere hontho pe tu rangi
rookhi hai, zara sookhi hai zami barso se jisam ki
barsa de, ras barsa de mere hontho pe tu rangi
aaj kar de tu aisi tabaahi khaali hote hi poori surahi
khud-b-khud jo badha le ghatega
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
kaddu kategaa to (aayi)
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
desi hu mujhe gatka le tujhe bhulwa du vilaaiti
mudde ki phir baate ho badi kar li hai bakaaiti
desi hu mujhe gatka le tujhe bhulwa du vilaaiti
mudde ki phir baate ho badi kar li hai bakaaiti
jaise hi ho khatam kaam tetees
hote hote chhuaare se kismis
naam tu sirf mera ratega
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
kaddu kategaa to (aayi)
kaddu kategaa to sab me batega
beedi peeke nukkad pe wait tera kiya re
khali peeli athara cup chai bhi to piya re
beedi peeke nukkad pe wait tera kiya re
khali peeli athara cup chai bhi to piya re
raja beta banke maine jab sharafat dikhayi
tune bola hatt mawaali bhaav nahi diya re
abcd padhli bohot thandi aahein bharli bohot
achhi baate karli bohot ab karunga tere saath
gandi baat, gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat, gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat, gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat, gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
aise kyun kyun kyun karta tu tu tu
munh pe thu thu thu pyar me
jab se hu hu hu laila ki ki ki
into to to to pyar me
aise kyun kyun kyun karti tu tu tu
munh pe thu thu thu pyaar me
jab se hu hu hu majnu ka ka ka
into to to to pyar me
abcd padhali bohot thandi aahein bharli bohot
achhi baate karli bohot ab karungi tere saath
gandi baat, gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat, gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat, gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat, gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gul badan dan dan deal done done done
one two one one one ho gaya
muh se kya kya kya bol na na na
mann to mann mann mann ho gaya
gul badan dan dan deal done done done
one two one one one ho gaya
muh se kya kya kya bol na na na
mann to mann mann mann ho gaya
dikhne me thi tu kadak dheere dheere pighli bahut
achhi baate karli bahut ab karunga tere saath
gandi baat, gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat, gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat, gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat, gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re la laa la laa
ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re la laa la laa
ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re la laa la laa
ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re
teri aankho se hui yaariya chalte chalte yuhi
meri aankho ne teri aankho se aap beeti kahi
teri aankho ke piche piche hum pagle se chal pade
meri aankhe ab dil ke chakkar me kuchh bhi na sunti hai
dil ye dhokha dhadi kar dega, socha na tha
itni ye gadbadi kar dega, socha na tha
aisi mushkil khadi kar dega, socha na tha
ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re la laa la laa
ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re
ha tera dil farebi hai aur hum sarphire bhi hai
pyar vyar hum nahi jaante
sidhe saadhe lagte ho phir kyun aise thagte ho
lagte hai kya nadaani se
ise to maaf kije wallah ye dil zara sa hai nithalla
iraade hai beimaan se
dil ye dhokha dhadi kar dega, socha na tha
itni ye gadbadi kar dega, socha na tha
aise mushkil khadi kar dega, socha na tha
ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re la laa la laa
ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re la laa la laa
mere kaano me kahi roshan daano se kahi
chhanti teri aawaz hai
zyada na hai ye kahi chup bhi na hai ye rahe
aankho ka ye andaaz hai
chalo miya ho gaya wallah neendo me bhi khona phisalna
khwabo pe tum chalna dheere se
dil ye dhokha dhadi kar dega, socha na tha
itni ye gadbadi kar dega, socha na tha
aise mushkil khadi kar dega, socha na tha
ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re la laa la laa
ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re la laa la laa
ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re
ae kutte idiot, hatt teri to
ek chata maar ke na tera muh suja dungi main
chor, lukkha, luccha, ganda
chor hai tu luccha hai tu had se bada tuchha hai tu
chor hu main lucha hu main had se bada tuchha hu main
ha kabhi dekha hai tune sheeshe me khudko
akal se khachar shakal se bandar
harkate hai gundo wali baato se tu hai mawaali
thank you
harkate hai gundo wali baato se main hu mawaali
lafanga pukare ya gunda mawaali
mujhe teri gaali bhi lagti hai taali
shut up okay, you shut up
lafanga pukaare ya gunda mawaali
mujhe teri gaali bhi lagti hai taali
ho maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
are mar jaake kahi
ho maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
joker lagta hai joker
diye ja bhale duniya bhar ke udaharan
tu khud jaanti hai ki tere hi kaaran
ho maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
ho maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
tu tu baaz nahi aayega na
tujh jaise 1765 takarte hai ginti sikhata hai kise
had paar karne ki koshish agar ki to chappal se maarungi tujhe
ye aadat kameeni bichhadti nahi hai oh meri jaanu muaah
ye aadat kameeni bichhadti nahi sharafat mere palle padti nahi
ho maari maari maari gayi meri, gayi meri mat maari
ho maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari ha
waise, ha bol
buddhi tujhe to aadhi mili thi
wo aadhi bhi sad gayi, sad gayi na na na
thodi body bachi thi, ha ha
wo bhi ishaq ki bimari me pad gayi pad gayi
ye kya baat kar rahi hai
na body ki chinta na khaane ki sudh hai
devi, jaagte raho
na body ki chinta na khaane ki sudh hai
na din ka pata hai ki mangal hai budh hai
ki maari maari maari gayi meri
are ye maari maari maari kya laga rakha hai
bada dheet hai re tu, nahi maanega
o chhamiya, koi batayega main iska kya karu
ho maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari, ise chup karao
ho maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari, hey bhagwan mere
koi mujhe iss paagal se bachao
ho maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari, hey chup na
ho maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
khaamosh
saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
touch karke touch karke touch karke touch karke
kaha chal di touch karke touch karke touch karke
kuchh karke dil se dil attach kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
saath jabse mila tera saath bhaya mujhe har baar tu bhaya
laya sapne hazaar tu laaya aise aise ha aise aise aise
jaise aaya jabse hai yaar tu aaya chaya banke hai pyar tu chaya
laya sapne hazaar tu laaya aise aise ha aise aise aise
sach karke sach karke mere sapne sach karke
kaha chal di touch karke touch karke touch karke
touch karke dil mera kyun stach kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
gha gha gharse chali main jaha ko bhi ghar se
sar se chunari kaha udi sar se
tarse nikli jaa meri tarse aise aise ha aise aise aise
jaise barse barse ghata kahi barse tarse mere arma sabhi tarse
darse nikli jaa meri darse aise aise ha aise aise aise
touch karke touch karke seene se dil touch karke
kaha chal di touch karke touch karke touch karke
kabhi ?? phir patch kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
bidi pike nukkad pe wait tera kiya re
khali peeli atthara cup chai bhi toh piya re
bidi pike nukkad pe wait tera kiya re
khali peeli atthara cup chai bhi toh piya re
raja beta banke maine jab sharafat dikhayi
tune bola hatt mawaali bhaav nahi diya re
abcd padhli bahut thandi aahe bharli bahut
acchi baate karli bahut ab karunga tere saath
gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
aise kyu kyu kyu karta tu tu tu munh pe thu thu thu pyar me
jab se hu hu hu laila ki ki ki into to to to pyar me
aise kyu kyu kyu karti tu tu tu munh pe thu thu thu pyaar me
jab se hu hu hu majnu ka ka ka into to to to pyar me
abcd padhli bahut thandi aahe bharli bahut
acchi baate karli bohot ab karungi tere saath
gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gul-badan dan dan deal done done done
one two one one one ho gaya
muh se kya kya kya bol na na na
man to man man man ho gaya
dikhne me thi tu kadak dheere dheere pighli bohot
acchi baate karli bahut ab karunga tere saath
gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
saadi ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
saadi ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
touch karke touch karke touch karke touch karke
kahaan chaldi bach kar ke touch karke touch karke
touch karke dil se dil attach kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
saadi ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
saaya jabse mila tera saaya bhaaya mujhe har baar tu bhaaya
laaya sapne hazaar tu laaya aise aise haan aise aise aise jaise
aaya jabse hai yaar tu aaya chhaaya banke hai pyaar tu chaaya
laaya sapne hazaar tu laaya aise aise haan aise aise aise
sach karke, sach karke mere sapne sach karke
kahan chaldi bach karke touch karke touch karke
touch karke dil mera kyun scratch kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
saadi ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
ghar se chali me jaha kabhi ghar se sar se chunari kaha udi sar se
dar se nikali jaan meri dar se aise aise haan aise aise aise
jaise barse barse ghata kahi barse tarse mere armaan sabhi tarse
dar se nikali jaan meri dar se aise aise haan aise aise aise
cut karke cut karke sine se dil cut karke
kaha chaldi bach karke cut karke cut karke
cut karke dil kaha fir patch kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
saadi ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
saadi ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
