Jab se huvaa terey ae..
Nazdeek hey
Dil ke muhalley mein
Sabh theek hey-(x2)
Zara sa kitab’on mein
Kamm dhiyaan hey Jiyada
Terey khiyalo mein hey ae..
Tujhsey joh mill ke
Maza hey kahaan woh
Ganit ke sawaalo mein hey ae..
Kar ke gustakhi’an
Maangey naah maafi-aan
Teri chaahat nein badla mere
Dil ka jugraafiya aah..
Hey ae Cycle par laike jayunga
Samose garam khilayunga mein
Kar vaada aah shaniwaar ko
Bhagwaan ke bharose
Chhorh ke samose
Bhool jaaye somwaar ko
Tere liye ghar se nikalti hu
Jab kaihta hey milti hu
Ghar waalo se chhup ke tujhey
Parwaah nahin hey meri
Ziyaadati hey teri
Kia sanmajh rakha hey piyaar ko oh..
Tujhey kis tarah batayun main kitna
Zaroori tera piyaar hey
Mere andhe-aare seh jiwan mein tu hi
Safedi ki chamkaar hey ae..
Kar ke gustakhi’an
Maangey naah maafi-aan
Teri chaahat nein badla mere
Dil ka jugraafiya aah..
Jag ko main Genius lagta hu
Chihra ye serious rakh’ta hu
Andar se dil fenk hu
Maana hu chhotey ghar ka
Jeb seh hu karh-ka
Ladka main barha hi nek hu
Terey chihrey pe saare mar-te hey
Baaki larhke bhi vaade karte hey
Lekin nibhaate nahi
Mokke peh kaam aayein
Vaada joh nibhaye
Ek lauta main hi ek hu..
Matt ghabarana mahurat hamarey
Millan ka nikatt hey piya aah..
Bas ik googly seh papa ka tujhko
Giraana wicket hey piya aah..
Kar ke gustakhi’an
Maangey naah maafi-aan
Teri chaahat nein badla mere
Dil ka jugraafiya aah..
Jo tere shauk hain
Shauk se aaj poore kar le sabhi
Baaki na reh jaaye kuchh kasar
Aage ka tera lamba hai safar
Yahaan se nahi dekhega
Tu peechhe mudke kabhi
Gham tere tu peechhe chhod aaya hai
Aur muskurana tujhe aaya hai
Sab paison ki leela hai, maya hai
12 ko bhi dekho laage 52 jaisa
Tere jeevan ke
Chakke ghumane aaya paisa
Teri bekaari ke
Chhakke chhudane aaya paisa
Andhere kamron mein
Batti jalane aaya paisa
Sapne tere sachche karke
Dikhane aaya paisa
Basanti no dance no no no
In front of these dogs no no no x (2)
Hey
Holi hai bhai holi hai
Sabki holi holi hai
Teri holi, meri holi
Sabki holi happy hai
Hey Rnglish kidhar hai
English!
Holi English
Happy bhi English yaar
Me kahenga English mein taako
Taake nahi sasura
Dil Bihari speaking bhaasha
Jaane naahi doosra
He told me, you told him
I told you no tell her
I told her no tell you
So tell me to tell you
She told him to tell her
Ye le teri English!
Ye gazab duniya ka funda
Fikar me not chinta
Ghalat English bhale hi
We will gaadenge jhanda
They throwing inta
We throwing rocks
They phenking inta
You throwing rocks
Basanti no dance
In front of these dogs no no no x (4)
Bheja nichode jo saare sawaal
Ek ek karke dhoondh ke nikaal
Kaahe na suljhenge inki majaal
Noch ke dikha dein baal ke bhi khaal
Sawaalon ke bina hai zindagi hai dark
Bulb ki tarah jalaa de question mark?
Question mark?
Question mark?
Kyun ek baar mein hi padhke maan lein hum
Kitaabon mein likha hai jo
Majaa toh tab hai jab ooh karke dikha dein
Na pehle ho sakaa hai jo
Sikhaane waalon ko sikha denge
Padhenge aisi ki padhaa denge
Nahi ke shabd ko badal ke hum
“Nahi” se “Kyun nahi” bana denge
Are buddhi ki circuit mein paida kar uu spark
Bann ja pyare chalta phirta Questiion mark?
Question mark?
Question mark?
Jab antarmann kare jeet kaar
Utsukta ho sir pe sawaar
Question se tu mat maan haar
Chal bheed ja barkhuddar
Bhale buddhi ki muthi ho tight
Ho wrong right mein chhidi fight
Har prashn ke uttar par hai
Tera adhikaar.. adhikaar
Darwaajon ke pichhe
Aur bistar ke niche
Luk-chhip ke rehta hai
Ek question mark?
Hum dil se rokta hai
Ambar mein dikhta hai
Paani mein behta hai
Ye question mark?
Mehnat karenge, maatha fodenge
Iski akad ko lekin todenge
Sone deta nahi chidhata hai
Isko bhi na saste mein na chhodenge
Are bachke jaane na paaye
Question mark?
Haan bachke jaane na paaye
Question mark?
Haan bachke jaane na paaye
Question mark?.
